WOAH NELLY - so maybe we’re a little up and down right now, hang in there, we’re almost fixed. For real. We promise. We’re giving the database an IV drip of Red Bull….
ALSO, the site is perfectly stable, thanks to WP Engine and our tech fairies - everything is normal now, yo.
We made you a meme to apologize for AGBeat being down right now.
Currently, the tech fairies (who don’t like being called tech fairies) are hard at work to discover what’s going on with AGBeat’s databases, but rest assured, they are working on it.
Happy fish says that if you experience slowness or glitches on AGBeat, all systems are up on our end, so we invite you to email us at firstname.lastname@example.org and someone will get flogged.
If you notice any glitches on our site, please know that all hands are on deck to solve the mini-crisis with our servers. If you don’t notice any glitches, you get a gold star.
Thanks for being our spokesperson, Crying Girl Meme!
Just like Holly Madison, we all need a little work on our faces to look hot. AGBeat is currently undergoing a minor outpatient facelift and we will be back on the scene in just a bit!
We’ll be sharing more details this week of how/why AG sites have experienced some outages recently, but please know that the ultimate repair is on the way - Macgyver is on the scene!